beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

where u from anyway

hell

like the fact that I was following cameron dallas on here makes me want to roundhouse kick myself in the skull

asian:

I really like you but you’re an ocean and I’m just a wave

johnwaters:

talents include

  • um
  • i can tell which member of one direction is singing what part in any given song

I don’t know why I never use this blog it’s a waste of a fucking EXCELLENT url